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10 Facts About Felix

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1. Felix Anthony Fettes was born in the slums of Glasgow, Scotland, in 1795. He had 11 brothers and sisters and his father was either a drunken abusive dockyards worker or a morally corrupt pastor - his mother wasn't sure.

2. Felix has spent most of his existence as a brain in a jar. He only officially died almost two centuries after his execution when his jar was knocked off its shelf. As such, he can't remember anything about being dead.

3. Felix's best friend is "tha' wee nancy boy of a witch", Teal. His arch nemesis is "tha' snivellin' leech", Amleth.

4. While Felix was alive, he murdered people and Wolfe sold their corpses to be dissected at Edinburgh Medical School. When he was hanged, his own body was dissected by the students he had previously sold to.

5. Felix looks grim, dour and murderous, and he is, but he also is in love with life and has a sense of humour as sharp and fiery as the five glasses of rum he drinks every night.

6. When he and Wolfe were caught, they arranged for Wolfe to turn King's Evidence and Felix would take the blame, allowing himself to be hanged in exchange for Wolfe's promise to resurrect him as soon as he knew how. As it turned out, Wolfe had to bribe a witch to get the job done.

7. Felix can unhinge his jaw and could potentially swallow ostrich eggs whole. He prefers, however, meatier foods. Particularly, the other white meat, and when he can get it, the "other" other white meat.

8. If you asked Felix if he's a necrophiliac, he would stare at you blankly. If, however, you asked him if he did things he shouldn't do with things he shouldn't do them with, he would grin at you darkly.

9. Felix can neither read nor write and he can't add or subtract above the amount of fingers he has. 

10. Felix's private nickname for his favourite knife is "Baby Toddy".
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Canon
Model
Canon EOS 1000D
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1/3158 second
Aperture
F/5.0
Focal Length
43 mm
ISO Speed
200
Date Taken
Jul 2, 2014, 2:44:20 PM
Lens
EF-S18-55mm f/3.5-5.6
Sensor Size
9mm
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